120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

time-and-relative-dimensions:

know the water’s sweet but blood is thicker

1500hp:

i forgot that most people are asleep at 3 am

c.  sebastianslan